Looking For a Fourth

Breading and Eating

New Snail mommy spills the news on hot warm ice cream. Tall white shares her opinions on her top movies. We sing we dance we cry. 

Smell You Later

Crispy Cheese Chips

1. Put some shredded cheese piles on parchment paper

2. Bake 400 Degrees for 6-8 minutes till crispy.

3. Let them cool off then ENJOY!

Intrigued By The Prostate

We're so back? Looking forward to wasting more time on this world with you. Clearly have no recollection of what this episode is about! Go ahead and dive headfirst into this audio experience. 

Fresh Nailing

Long Story Short, It's been to long and we don't remember what we said. Hopefully nothing to terribly awful. Love you Miss you F*ck you.

Split Pee Stream

This time on LFAF we learn to pee, cover some world news, and try and solve the ever-evolving pursuit of... I forgot what I was going to say. Kody Brown is the worst and #childsupportforTruely

Cool Kids

Time to lock in, pretty sure this is my only chance at retirement. Talking Kesha, books, Free Movies, and we got new sound effects. Stepping it up mildly but still dropping the ball. 

Pizza Butt

Honestly it's been so long since we recorded this I have no idea what this is about. 

Borena Lobbitt

Contrary to what the title suggests, this episode is not about marital castration. Fuck around to find out though!

He Got Soft

Welp, LFAF is back at it again. In case you were wondering, he did get soft. Listen to find out how and why and when. 

Dick Divet

Things that make you go HMMM! Divets, Dicks, Danger. Maybe we peaked already.